ANNOUNCEMENT: I AM LETTING Y'ALL READ MY DIARY

Diana Lang
Jul 26, 2022
3 min read

Updated: Jul 27, 2022

Yes, seriously. Look at the title.

So . . . here it it!

To read an exerpt, read below:

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Hello diary, my name is Diana Zoey Lang Di Na. I am in the Upper Kindergarten Class Sammy School this year, and I cannot wait to tell you all about my life even though it is the end of June! My handwriting is neater because mummy sent me for handwriting classes! Anyways, talk soon!

Dear diary, Today was scary. I had to run away from a WOLF! Yes, a WOLF!!! Just kidding, it was just the little red riding hood class play! I was Little Red Riding Hood, and Nick was the big bad wolf! Anyways, bye!

Diana

Dear diary, I made it out alive (aka I did not die, even though mummy looked like she wanted to KILL me!!! Ahhh! My test results are not the best… but mummy is freaking out for no reason! Why? Maths: B

English: C+

Science: F

Art: D

Music: D

Social Studies: A

Like, Idk why she is freaking out!

Love you,

Diana :)

Dear diary, Today Mrs Tires called me to answer a maths problem. Usually, I would stare at it and NoT KNOW how to answer the question, but today I said the RIGHT ANSWER! So smart!

Love you,

Diana <3

Plan for the awesome science / art project:

Conrady’s idea: make a paper boat (but will absorb water and sink)

Lily idea: make a paper crown to wear and she can be the queen (no science)

Diana junior idea: make ice cream to eat (don’t know how to make and explain)

My idea: use our elements to make a show for everyone (uses science, because elements and art for the display) [used it]

Art: 45/50

Science: 43/50

We got 88% (top of the class)

English compo ideas Partner: Diana Junior

1) Sarah was walking home from school when she bumped into a wall pillar. She got dizzy, then got element powers magical powers and can turn anyone into a frog make ice cream.

2) Diana and Diana Junior were walking and Diana gave Matthew the love cookie. When he ate it, he fell in love with Diana!

Tips: Real life story [no magic :(] Must be related to the topic (but if you are good at writing, can fit in the same storyline <— with Matthew)

Try to fit in a problem

Make it seem real Show not tell (***)

Dear diary, Today in Hydrokinetics Water Club we did an awesome pair water performance (topic: animals) and my partner was … Matthew! Yes, Matthew Nate. Super popular, leader of the Soccer team and best lacrosse player in his level! I think… that I may like him. Just a little bit! Matthew, I LOVE YOU! I HATE THE STUPID DAINA THAT YOU ARE DATING! I WISH YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND! I love… Matthew. I don’t like Daina. Why can’t I be perfect like Daina? She has pretty hair, is on the cheerleading team, and is on the fashion team. Her daddy also works in Design Dress. She is also Nicky’s friend! Ugh! I don’t like Daina!!!

Sad with sadness,

Diana :(

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